I don’t care what you think but Dan is the cutest little shit ever
I have literally reblogged this so many times
do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed
Thor the passive aggressive roommate.
IF THOU CANNOT FLUSH AFTER USING THE TOILET, YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO USE IT AT ALL.
in pokemon you can battle a cop
you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie
*fake boobs fall off* god damn my idenTITy is revealed!
inspired by this post
havin a crush on someone and not knowing if they like you back
having a crush on someone and knowing they don’t like you back
someone having a crush on you and you don’t like them back
having a mutual friend crush
having a crush on someone who likes you back but “the timing isn’t right”
getting crushed by traffic
We are all Josh Hutcherson
this makes me so uncomfortable
And we ask the Stranger not to kill us in our beds tonight for no damn reason at all.
Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.
This is how Pop-Tarts are made, it’s kinda hypnotic