When you see a spider by your foot:
When water gets into your ear:
When your mom tells you to take out the trash:
When your hair gets in front of your face:
When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:
When you become a stripper
Breaking news from India: DON’T FALL ASLEEP DRUNK!
Marilyn being interviewed on Edward R. Murrows: Person to Person. April 8th, 1955.
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I SEE NO DOWNSIDE
WITH MANY MONEYS, CAN BUY FRIENDS WHO NOT MIND YELLING LIKE STRONG RUSSIAN MAN
I START NOW YES. GIVE MANY RUBLE PLEASE
HIT BUTTON. WANT MONIES.
Arctic Monkeys - No. 1 Party Anthem (Fox Uninvited Guest)
Why haven’t I heard this before pleaseeee?
why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life
Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.
I saw this post in Facebook with the caption “apparently Mac supports windows” and I cried
ARCTIC MONKEYS @ THE WILTERN THEATRE
Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down