“Oh, I wouldn’t mind, Hazel Grace .It’d be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.” - The Fault in Our Stars.
Even YouTube commenters cease their trolling to acknowledge the awkwardness.
Glad I wasn’t the only one who though that :)
As he searches for your clit shout “Press it, press it for glory!”
Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party
can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want
Life Tip: As the weather gets warmer, continue to wear whatever the fuck you want. Flaunt everything or keep it cool under cover. Dress to make yourself feel rad.
how to get a bikini body:
put a bikini on your body
Want to look great naked? Take all your clothes off.
the cops are already on their way to your house you sick little fuck.
So in my dream last night, while everyone else was fighting monsters Avengers style! I snuck off and was looking for a place to fall asleep IN MY DREAM! EVEN IN MY SLEEP I WAS TRYING TO TAKE A NAP! That can’t be healthy
nobody fucked with me on the playground
nobody fucked with you in bed either
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
“Your homework is a self portrait”
*draws a cool shark*